Homemade Pizza or : How I learned to stop worrying and listen to K-pop

HEY!

Right, now that ive got your attention again… This is going to be yet another food-related blog. Rejoice!

Why the Korean ladies then? well…umm…I haven’t quite decided how to work them in yet but im sure ill manage, and the cynic inside me suspects this will get me more views from some people…

there you dough, a picture of my pizza pre-cremation

Anyhoozle. Todays culinary redheaded stepchild is, the Pizza. No im not completely copping out, I am actually making this pizza in its entirety (well, im neither grounding the flour or slaughtering the livestock, but you get the picture). Anyway, I am happy to report that nothing particularly embarrassing occurred in the making of this pizza (though how difficult is it to put flour,yeast and water into a bowl and mix, so i guess its not much to be thankful for). It was a little on the small side as you can tell by the fact the pizza doesn’t actually reach the edges of the pizza tray and has no crust, but meh.

Slight confession here, I have actually done this quite a few times before, but its been at least 2 months since I did this last so its fair game. Incase anyone is wondering, the toppings were mozzarella, onion, mushroom, tomatoes, Pepperoni and some jalapenos I added later.

Needless to say it was somewhat delicious…damn, you really cant write a good food ramble unless it all goes tits up, this does remind me of a rather funny anecdote from the weekend however, so I shall now recount that. I went to a Mexican restaraunt with a good friend (although he thought it was Italian, the word burritos anywhere near the menu was a definite tip-off). An entertaining time was had, but during the course of the meal I discovered that my friend had never used a knife and fork untill very recently, This struck me as odd but after discussing it for a while It seemed understandable, it just so happened that most of the foods he ate were eatable and cuttable with a fork on its own, so he just…never needed to use a knife!

Anyway, I was busy mocking him for his lack of cutlery usage when the first course arrived, and I promptly picked up my knife and fork, poked at a Chimichanga (yes, I ordered chimichangas, no they weren’t better than mine!) except for I completely failed at this task, and sent the entire plate spinning through the air along with a chimichanga or two till it landed LOUDLY on the floor. Oh tits,

this should have been here before

Anyway, coming full circle, i present to you the group at the top, yes they are all one group. I don’t see how you can have that many people in a single group and not have it just become a big ball of mess. But I guess they probably only need to stand there and look nice, I haven’t exactly researched them or anything.

ARGH I FORGOT TO PUT IN THE PICTURE OF THE FINISHED PIZZA